Juicy Ninja

You've taken the first steps in the best decision you will make this year.

(We partner with only one business in each competitive industry in each marketing area. We never work with your competition.)

It’s time you learn the truth of digital marketing, why most agencies are very bad at what they do, and why hiring Juicy Ninja will be the single best decision you make for your business this year. 

Even the best agenices lose 85% of their clients ad spend to ad waste.

Most, if not all, digital agencies play by the same rules playing the same game dictated by big tech. In 2020, over 40 billion dollars was wasted in ad spend trying to figure out how to find your customer. 

Google PPC, Facebook Ads, Instagram Ads, etc..all operate the same. Setup to misdirect and waste ad budgets “trying” to target the customer, and persuade a click or form.  They set you up to fail. Your agency will never tell you this, and that is if they even know. 

Agencies have no answer for this. Never have, never will.  

Agencies rely on the fact that most businesses are ill-equipped to do their own marketing.

We have helped 100’s of small businesses. Everyone of them all had the same agency problems. 

  1. Misdirection with non-sensical marketing jargon. 
  2. Non-transparency – inability to actually quantify service fees. 
  3. Nothing special – they all offer the same managed services in the same way. 
  4. The agency represents competitive businesses in their agency portfolio – if you don’t see this as a problem, you have bigger problems. 
  5. Agencies know how expensive in-house marketing and advertising is. 
  6. The desperate need for quality digital marketing and advertising with a competitive advantage for small businesses.
  7.  Client Retention and Remarketing
  8. Canned, Boilerplate campaigning and ad buys. 
  9. Low Quality Leads.

We didn’t think it was ethical or fair that agency owners take advantage of small business owners. 

So, us ninjas got together, solved these and many other issues facing small business, and then Juicy Ninja was born. 

Our passion is helping the little guy sucker punch the big guy…that’s why we wear masks. 

So, what if we increased traffic, conversion, and in the meantime reduced overall spend?

I’m sure you’re wondering how. But, before we get there, answer the question. If it is anything but yes, I’d advise you to continue to do whatever it is or aren’t doing. 

Juicy Ninja has developed the agency killing agency. We have built something that is specifically designed for our clients to dominate their market. It fuses SEO, Social, Email, Remarketing, Direct Mail, Creative, Promotional, Print Media, Video, Advertising, and state-of-the-art ad tech(previously only used by Fortune 500 companies), then scales it to fit any business at any budget.

However, not every business will have an opportunity.

(this is the part you really need to pay attention to)

It's Juicy Ninja Time.

(We partner with only one business in each competitive industry in each marketing area. We never work with your competition.)

It’s time unlock your growth, get rid of old ideas and methods, and start winning again. Dominate your market. 

Welcome to the Agency Killing Agency. 

Organic Dominance.

Your agency posts 4 blogs on your site per month, and paid backlinks that send traffic from Bangladesh. Great. Who cares?

How about we post a blog everyday on your site, and publish over 100 pages of high quality, high DA, keyword rich, and structured web pages per month, on custom owned domains and page networks with all links leading back to you? 

Dominate your organic search in weeks and months instead of years or potentially never. 

Traffic Unmasking.

Imagine if you knew the First name, Last name, Email, Phone Number, Address, Car Make/Model, Credit Score, Gender, and buying behavior for up to 75 % of your organic and paid traffic to your site, product or service. 

What could you do with it? How many more sales is it worth? 

We have answered all of these questions and many more to secure your dominance in the market. 

Yeah, no agency is even contemplating this, let alone, trying to figure it out. 

Automation.

You are on your way to building a highly sophisticated lead generation machine, now what to do with all these leads?

Our CRM is fully automated, mobile, telephonic, digital, and ready for anyone to start converting leads into sales 24/7. 

The CRM will handle clients, remarketing, SMS communication and marketing, email, billing, pay portal, workflows, calendars, and more. 

Oh, and it’s free with every monthly paid partnership.  

Build A Social City.

A few posts here and there. But, what is it doing? Are you growing? Are you building a name, a community, a relationship? Most likely, no. 

Social isn’t about going through the motions, it is about engagement, reaction, consistency, and people. 

Our social programs hit the hearts and minds of people that want and need you as a business or service in their lives. 

Engage, Share, and Grow with creativity, pace, targeting, and love. Solve their problems. 

Spend Optimization.

Now that we know the names of and behaviors of your web traffic our audiences in paid portals are insanely targeted. 

We upload your custom audiences into Google, Facebook, Instagram, TikTok, and others and teach the algorithms to target your specific clientele, instead of some non-sensical pre-built audience from the platform. 

Most of clients experience 40-50% spend reduction in Google and Facebook in the first 60 days with higher conversion rates. 

This alone is worth the switch, but we are only half way through what makes an agency killer. 

 

Unlimited Design Content.

We don’t spend days or weeks on ad campaigns trying to spaghetti test in the walled garden of big tech. 

We create 30-60 different custom branded ads across 12 audiences and sprint test them in 24-48 hours and dictate the platforms to find our targets. 

2-3 day turnaround on most design needs.

Unlimited changes, campaigns, copy, photos, graphic design, and even some video. 

The perfect mixture of evergreen and lead magnet campaign rich content spread across websites, blogs, youtube, social, search, email, direct mail, and SMS marketing. 

You own the work. 

What is your agency doing again? 

Free CRM & Brand Hub

That same free CRM that runs your front end lead generation, is also the hub for logos, branded ads, videos, analytics, customer service, web chat, and a whole lot more. 

You have real time access to campaigns, web analytics, customer history and communication, contracts, social analytics and a whole lot more. 

We set everything up for you, and modify along the way. This is definitely not a “set-it-and-forget-it” agency solution. 

Branded Print and Promotional Hub

Tired of chasing down a logo, trying to find a place to print shirts or mugs on short notice? 

Or maybe you just want a one-off promotional or print item for one day? 

Well, we solved this problem to. You now have your own branded clothing and print portal for small or repeat orders. 

Hats, shirts, business cards, mugs, etc. Use our design team for the design, then it will loaded and ready to go in your store. 

You own the completed work. 

I know, I know…it all sounds to good to be true…but wait, there’s more. 

The New Microcast Platforms

Are you advertising on streaming services like YoutubeTV, Hulu, Podcasts, Spotify and others?

This isn’t traditional TV and Radio. Thank goodness. 

New mircocast options deliver huge bang for your buck with any number of budget options with clickable actionable response marketing. 

Combined with our technology, you will be getting to your audience light years before your competition. 

The Conclusion:

Our team set out three years ago to create real solutions for small businesses. Our initiatives were simple.

-Save our business clients money, time, and headache.

-Provide systems and tech only previously reserved for insane budgets of Fortune 500 companies, to the small businesses of America. 

-Create an agency that is strictly focused on helping our clients compete harder than anyone else.

-Dominate and be the most sought after agency for small businesses around the world.

Juicy Ninja is the answer to all these and many more challenges in the modern competitive marketing and advertising landscape for small business.

We help businesses save money and time in literally every aspect of marketing, advertising, promotional products, print media, design services, strategy, ad spends, and increased lead generation, conversion rates, and sell through. 

Get Started:

Of course you want to start.. I mean, who wouldn’t…

A few things to note before getting started, and see if your business qualifies. 

Juicy Ninja